The Imperial Physician
Episode 03
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Subbers: Dadelus Alina
Cousin,let's go.
Mother! Go go go!
Cousin! Mother!
I keep dreaming on about you
Cousin,cousin
Have you heard of a saying
What saying
It is taking two peoples name
And write it down on a paper,then it becomes a marriage certificate
Then it can swoosh and fly up to the sky
The Matchmaker God thinks that the two
Is meant to be
It has nothing do with the Matchmaker God
It must be the wind,it flys up Swoosh
No
Can't you be a little more romantic,Cousin?
Looks,it's fun
Isn't it?
But too bad I don't have any paper or pen on me
So I can't do that with you
Don't worry,I already prepared it
You even thought about that
Are you surprised?
Are you very surpised?
Cousin,let's fly the kite together
Hold this for me,we don't need that
Here lets play with this
Do you know?
Over here has our names written down?
We just need to fly it up to the sky
We can let it fly up so high
The the Matchmaker God can see it clearly
See it clearly
Then we both can live till we're old
We put it high in the air
Then we can be together forever and ever
Aren't you very happy?
Come,come,come
We're ready,come on let's fly it
We're ready cousin,here here
1 2 3 Here Its high
It's soo much fun! Cousin
Keep flying,Keep flying
Swoosh
It blew away cousin,the string broke cousin
Don't blame me,what a pity
We will play another day
No,that's our marriage certificate
I want you,I want you to bring it back
Someone,someone
Don't,Don't
It has our two names down
We have to get it back together
Go,Bring it back to me
Let me bring it back
Cousin will get it,Cousin will go
Cousin,I want to go Cousin I want to go
Cousin can go by himself,wait for me
Wait for me
I want to go,cousin!
What a coincidence,take a look Smart like a boy,pretty like a girl
Why'd you come
When I came out,I thought
The god must want me to walk this way
I didnt think it would lead to you
Tell me,Isn't this meant to be?
Look at you,your happiness
Can make me feel unhappy
The sky has lightning,and the ground has fire
Whatever we do we'd get results
You're just one person,how come you're so busy
Do you want to stop and rest for a while
Here I'll give you a surprise
It's a small surprise,only Huang Shang could eat it
I brought it just for you It's for the emperor only
Didn't you say you were passing by?
Why would you bring that to me
I wanted you to eat it
So I brought it with me at all times
I didn't know
Where and when i could find you
Don't you see me working here?
Eat first,then work,come here
let's eat it together
You don't want to eat it,its okay,I'll feed you
I've got something good for you too
There's a fake eunuch here！
Hurry! Come and catch him
There's a fake eunuch
Where is it
Do you see it cousin
Where is it
Cousin,I see,I see
Look it's on the roof
Hurry,go and take it,take it
Someone,someone bring me a long ladder
It's okay,I am good
My cousin can fly!
Cousin,I'm coming
Cousin,don't come up here
Cousin got this
You can do it. You can do it
Cousin,come on,come on!
Cousin come on
You got it,you got it
I got it
You're so handsome
I can't help it,one more kiss for you
I'm coming,hold on
Oh god,someone got drowned
Wake up,wake up
Wake up
You woke up
Are you okay
Thank you
Cousin! Cousin where are you?
Cousin
Where did you go cousin?
Cousin,I'm scared I'm looking for you
Cousin, Come out!
She's looking for you,why are you hiding here
Sorry pal
I really don't want to see her
You.. You okay?
I'm fine
Your clothes are wet,follow me
It’s strange
You used to talked a lot
What's wrong with you today
Why are you so quiet?
That... no,You're just thinking too much
Just now,
Why were you hiding from you cousin?
It’s simply,
My mother wants to have some grandchildren
So.. so she brought her here
Same with my mother
Every time she sees me she just won’t stop talking
I know she's doing it for my own good
But this is really annoying
Guess what I say to here?
What?
Thank you
Don't thank me,we are brothers right?
But I don’t even know your name
You're working here in the palace too?
I.. I am a member of the imperial academy
Called Siu Jipin
What do you guys do there?
I help his majesty write things..
Correct things,write them back
Those type of things
I know,I was requested here to the imperial hospital
Because you helped me
It’s nothing
I just told the emperor there was a talented person
If we didn’t take him in
It would be our loss
Thank you
Don’t be
Actually I think I should thank you on behalf of our emperor
You help so many commoners and love it
And you are also an excellent doctor
Who can compare with those doctors in the history
Right?
Hmmm then what is the Emperor like?
The Emperor...just same as everyone else
He needs to eat...
To shower... go to the toilet...
If he is tired... he would also take a nap have some rest
He would also feel tired and sleepy
That is your imagination
The commoners don’t think that way
Actually everyone thinks that the Emperor is a fool
Just saying
Please don’t take it seriously
It’s alright... actually the Emperor...
wants to hear what his people think of him
You have any opinions just say it
It’s alright,come on,tell me
Even though it’s the Emperor who helped me enter
But this is two different things!
The other time,the eastern depot was searching everywhere on the street
They said cause something in the palace got stolen
But it’s still the palace security’s problem
They shouldn’t take out on the commoners
Tell me,do you think the emperor is muddle and stupid?
He has been the Emperor only for less than a year now
In the palace,the eunuch are still in charge
They would use the Empress dowager’s name to go against the Emperor
Interfering the emperor’s decisions
All the magistrates from the outside lies to the emperor
Even if the Emperor wants to do it
But no one will help
Since it’s like this,it’s nothing he can change
I say that the Emperor should
Get some people who is trustworthy to help him
Like you,very smart
Good martial arts,and brave
If you work with the Emperor
All the citizens would have food to eat
Everyone can read and write
Everyone who's sick can go to the hospital
As long as you are thinking of that You will succeed
Don’t think too much
Sometimes all we need is to start it
Too much ideas only can get you confused,right?
Come on! Everyone will be counting on you
Yeah,thinking too much won’t make it any easier
If things need to be done then just do it
Thank you buddy
It’s getting late,I should go
I'll send someone to get you another big water pot
Thank you for today
I should thank you
You helped me to get in to the imperial hospital
How can I find you?
How about this,when you want to see me,fly a kite
When i see a kite there
I'll come for you
Got it,bye
Bye
Why is it you again?
How is that? I showed up just the right time
Put me down!
Are you obsessed with me?
Every workday you are always play around
There’s nothing wrong about that
The floors the toilet thing is all for the lower eunuch
is all for the lower eunuch
I am an undercover guy,we’re different
If you have nothing to do
Find something
I'm very busy
I know you're busy
So I came to see
if there’s anything I can help
Why are you looking for a book? What book?
I'll help you. Is that Jin Pingmei right?
Please
Don’t show up in my face any more
However far you want go further
Why so angry?
I know we did have some misunderstanding between us
You need time to understand it
I’m not what you’re thinking
Here,To remove the awkwardness between us
Let’s hug
You want lips?
Freeze
I’m not talking to you,I'm talking to her
Gong Gong,what do you need?
The Emperor has an order,to see this doctor
Hurry,don’t keep the emperor waiting
Or the Emperor will be mad,hurry
Didn’t we just walked through here?
All the palaces places look alike
Actuality we’ve walked very far away
Where are we going?
Okay,okay,okay hurry hurry
Here,This way
They're.. they're pooping,It smells horrible
Gong Gong
You have to go to the toilet yourself?
Please go on,take your time
Not here,not here
Come in here and hide
This room is different
This room.. Let me tell you
Cousin,cousin,cousin!
Cousin,are you playing hide and seek with me again?
This time when I find you
I need one more kiss
Listen to me,Your cousin really likes you
A person can born like this?
She seems gorgeous miles away,and when you go closer It’s like a monster
With one kiss you will definitely have a nightmare tonight
- You are – That’s right
He’s that person who helped us the other day
I have a name,okay? My name is Zhang Zhesan
If you don’t mind
You can call me your saviour
Why are you here as a Eunuch
Why should I tell you that?
I didn’t even ask you yet
What are you doing here in the palace?
Can’t you show some respect?
He is a member of the imperial academy
If he’s not in the palace,would he be at your house?
Han.. Han Li.. Did I hurt you?
Then I won’t stop you from playing your little game
Let’s find another day to talk
Who exactly are you?
Why do you care who I am?
Listen to me,he's
He is the Emperor’s spy,called Xiao San
Don't tell anyone
Didn't I tell you?
Don't tell anybody
Wait,how come I never heard
That the Emperor has a spy?
What kind of status are you?
The more people knows, the more dangerous we all will be
The Emperor only tells people he trusts
This doesn’t mean the Emperor doesn’t respect you
It’s for your own safety
Okay,it’s all for today
I'll leave first,talk to you another day
Don’t you need to make your medicine herb
Let’s go
Then we'll see you later
Good bye
Bye,no hurry
Goodbye spy
My "precious"
We couldn’t even protect you
What’s with the politeness
Xiao San,Xiao San,come over here
There’s a place for you here
Coming,coming
Coming coming
What’s going on? What "precious"?
I’ve already told you earlier
If you keep it like that,it will be molded
Bring it out to the sun to get dried
Don’t bring toothpick to joke around okay?
Xiao San,you are the youngest here
You jump first. come on,Jump
Why do I need to jump?
For suicide
Didn't I tell you,don’t be self-abased
What suicide?
You don't know
One Eunuch
Got Li Gong Gong upset! Now Li Gong Gong
Wants to take all the "precious"away
Yes! Taking it away
Being an Eunuch is sad enough
Now we can’t even be buried with our body parts all together
I feel so sorry for my father and mother
Everyone,everyone let's jump
Let's jump together,1 2 3
Stop,stop stop! Jumping will not help us
How about this I'll find out a way
To let you get through this tough situation
- Really San Ge? – How?
You're not lying to us right?
If you really helped us
We.. we will be at your service
Yeah we all will be at your service
You are my brothers,don’t need to be like that
Okay,everyone go back
Go back,go back
I'll find a way
Go back,go back
Hurry go back
Hurry,hurry! Quickly,quickly
Be careful,be careful Be very careful
Are you here to steal things?
Be quiet
You! Again?
I beg you don’t come to imperial hospital for me anymore
It’s the middle of the night, why are you bringing so many people here
Tell her,you tell her
Here’s the thing
Li Baochuan lost his "precious" so he’s in a bad mood
So he’s taking his anger out on us Eunuch
And taking away our "precious" and burn them
Right,right
Really,then what?
So that’s why I brought them here
To borrow some medicine to pretend it's our "precious"
Help us out
You want to steal things and you want me to be a part of it?
I see that you must be crazy!
Show your sincerity.
Help us,please help us.
Help,help us.
If they take away our "precious." We will die without all our body parts!
We will let our parents down.
Yes,we will let our parents down!
Sorry! It's true.
Stand up,stand up.
Big brother,help us out.
Call him Godfather. Godfather please help us!
Okay,okay,why you’re doing this to me!
Say it with more emotions!
Godfather,godfather I’m begging
Stand up,don’t call me that
Godfather,I’m begging you
We are begging you godfather.
Big brother,how does astragalus and liquorice looks like?
As long as it’s like a little stick,it well do
You guys,just take astragalus and liquorice
Just take it and go,nothing else
Do you hear what the godfather say?
And remember things matter the most
Is to find the one that looks like yours the most
- Understand? – Got it
Be quiet,move
Found it!
Take a look! Quick quick quick!
"Precious" my precious
What are you crying about? Come here
Open it,let me see your "precious"
Gong Gong
Tell me! Who else in the palace uses a fake "precious"?
Tell me,now! say it!
Tell me,now!
What are you looking at?
Everyone just wants to cheat their way in
Good brothers
Gong Gong,It's him!
It was his plan
It was his plan,its him,it’s him
He Tian,Whose He Tian?
It’s me
What’s wrong?
Take him,Yes
If you have something to say,then say it!
There’s no need to take me down
Wait,wait wait. What did He Tian do?
Li Gong Gong has an order
Says He Tian stole some medicines for the Eunuch
We need to send him to the jail of the Eastern depot
- Take him – Yes
Let go,you guys let go
Let go,let go,let go of me
Wait,I have something to say
Can you give me some time?
I need to do something
Why are you flying a kite? Come down quickly
- Take him. - Yes
Teacher,we have checked
Just some astragalus and liquorice are missing
Nothing else? Ginseng,ganoderma and cordyceps are all there?
Yes. This guy is pretty dumb
Stolen medicines are all some cheap things
What is his plan behind this?
Sorry,I was wrong
I'm the one who stole them
Sorry.
I have shamed the imperial hospital
Why are you acting so pitiful now? You want us to pity you?
Teacher,I think this type of person
is very shameful to our imperial hospital.
He deserves to be caught!
Okay
- Leave - Yes.
Sorry,teacher
Isn’t this cute,it’s for you.
What’s the time now?
We don’t even know if we can get out alive.
I don’t have the mood to play with you
Don't worry I have been through everything.
Don't worry. We just stole a few medicinal products.
Just to play around with that old man.
If the sky falls I'll lift it up
Here,Let me see your happy face
- Buddy – Xiu Zhiping
Are you okay?
I saw the kite and came for you immediately!
Did the guards harm you?
We’re fine,I knew it
You would definitely come and save us!
I’ve heard what happened to you
It's just some medicine.
It won’t be that hard
Xiao San,are you okay?
I'm fine. Why wouldn’t I be fine?
I'm just writing
He cannot get used to a place like this
Please figure out a way.
and get us out of here
Don't worry,I'll handle this.
I need you to help me with something.
Do not let my mother know about this.
I understand,don’t worry.
I will definitely think of a way to save you guys.
I’m counting on you
Here,take this
Emperor. Salutes your majesty
Salutes your majesty
- Arise - Please
I didn’t know your highness would come here
How shameful. I deserve to die
I came here to ask Gonggong for a favor
To give them an order
free that Eunuch and that imperial hospital doctor.
What they have stolen wasn't something expensive.
Just locking them into jail like that
Gong Gong do you think
maybe we are taking it too seriously?
Emperor,today they fooled us.
Stealing Tai Hospital's medicine
It’s ignorance of of our rules
I had to order the Eunuchs and the government services
If something’s wrong,I have to punish them
Otherwise,no one would listen to me.
I have already asked
but you still won't let it go?
It’s not that
This was Empress Dowager’s request.
I don't dare to reject the order.
Don't you agree?
Okay,don't say it any more.
Bao Chuan worked hard for the palace.
His servants did wrong how can he just let them go?
Even if these two did wrong.
They did it to help the other Eunuchs.
They don't deserve that kind of punishment
My son
It's just an eunuch and a doctor.
Do you really worth your time on them?
You are doing so much to free them.
Why can’t you worry about yourself.
Mom,it’s different
and my marriage
doesn't need to be so rushed.
Of course,it need to speed up
Okay,you can put my feelings aside,but
You should at least think of your country
and who can succeed you
You're making me impatient!
Do you want to let your mother worry to death?
And to beg for forgiveness from your ancestors?
Mother,I didn’t mean that
I only wish Mother would take back your orders.
And free them
No. I've already decreed an imperial edict.
Tomorrow afternoon,they would be executed.
It's already been decided. No need to bring it up again
Mother!
Okay. You go back to your work
I'm tired. I want to rest for a bit.
Son shall leave.
This child...
What's that?
Whatever you want to say,shoot
Don’t be like a pussy
Nothing serious
Just wanted to ask you if you're hungry...
Unless you have methods of getting the food...?
And can get whatever you want?
I want to eat roast pig,meat,and wine?
Do you have that!
No. Only water.
Eh,how long have you known this imperial academy guy?
Met him the same day I met you.
Is there a problem?
Nop. I just see you
You two seem quite close,so just ask
Eh,what do you think of him?
If you compare him with me..
Between us,who is better?
I think right now you should think about...
whether we can both get out of here safely
You... why are you always saying this nonsense
Didn't he let us don’t worry about it?
If it wasn't that my identity cannot be exposed,
I would've taken you out already. Don't worry.
He Tian,Zhang zhesan,follow me!
They've arrived.
I know you can save us
Cause you’re emperor’s man
Just a piece of cake
And you’ve prepared us so many dishes...!
Thank you!
You are not happy
Did the emperor yelled at you?
No. It's not that.
I can’t help you
Tomorrow afternoon...you guys will be executed.
How is that possible?
Didn't you say it's just a bunch of herbs?
Xiaosan. You. Aren't you the King's spy?
Hurry,find a way to tell him!
I...I...I am actually not a spy
I was just fooling around.
Didn't mean to lie to you on purpose.
Then what is called on purpose!
Even if he is a spy..
He can't help much. This is the Empress's edict.
Even the Emperor cannot do anything.
It’s my honor to know you guys
I'm sorry.
We cannot blame you for this.
If we have to blame someone,we should blame that thief.
After he stole Lee baochuan's precious
He is taking out on the world
Everyone's suffering
Even palace's Eunuchs got their "Precious" burnt.
Me and Xiaosan...are not the only victim here
If you can…
You HAVE to catch that flying thief and bring him to justice!
Only in this way...after us...
There won't be any more innocent people suffering.
Also,please take care of my mother for me
That's all. That’s all I want to say
Since this is our last meal,
Let’s eat and drink and be some happy ghosts.
Don't be sad. Let’s drink together
About that...I have to pee,I'm have to go to the john
Brother,do you want to go?
One person going is so boring.
Two people will be better. Let’s go
Go,let’s go
Don't get drunk. We'll be right back.
Go,go,go,go,go,go.
What's the thing we can't discuss inside?
I'm the thief who stole Lee Baochuan's "Precious"
Why are you staring at me like that?
It’s true
His "Precious" is about like this
Made out of pure gold. In the front,there are jewels.
You...you really are that thief?
He placed that "Precious" in a room with four empty walls
There's a pillar on the top
His "Precious” is hanging there
Do you need me to draw you a map?
But...but your kung fu is so good
Why did you come here and become an eunuch?
it's a long story.
If not for my unhealed injuries,I would've left long ago.
Why didn't you just steal some antiques?
You had to steal "Precious," why?!
I didn't do it for the money.
It's because I don't like him.
Do have vendetta against him?
He doesn't have any vendettas with me.
I only want to give him a lesson.
He is bullying all the commoners
I can’t just let him walk away with nothing
You're quite a righteous person.
I am not the same as him. Because I am human.
This is basic human sense.
I didn’t read much
But I know that
Fine. But why are you telling me this?
This is all my fault
Don't care what I’ll be facing,but I'll take the responsibility.
But Hetian has nothing to do with this
You have to save him.
If you can do that
I'll tell you where's that golden "Precious” is
And
Don't tell him I'm the flying thief.
We're all good brothers.
I don't want to leave a negative impression to him.
Fine. I promise you.
A promise's a promise.
If anything happens to He Tian,
I'll make that Lee Baochuan die without a full corpse.
What are you thinking about?
Good punishment. Let's go,drink!
Did you drink cat's pee? What is so funny?
Zhang zhesan. Regret now huh?
See what do you get
Remember. Next life,be an Eunuch again.
Give me a girl.
I can create a whole clan for you.
Can you do it?
You? create a whole clan?!
Full of nonsense.
Now,you can still make some joke?!
If they chop,they chop. Why not be cool about it?
Come on. Show me your happy face
Dying together is a kind of luck we got
Zhesan.
Why do you think Xiao Ping hasn't come yet?
He's busy!
Besides,we're not triplets.
He already treated us to dinner yesterday.
We're friends.
It’s not easy to see your friend got executed
You should be more considerate.
Brother! I...I need to pee.
Can you let me go the john for a moment?
If you want to pee,you should wait a while.
Still need to pee! He says he still needs to pee.
Look at this! He needs to pee!
I...not just need to pee...
I also need to go do a number two
I'm dying from holding it in.
If I explode it out..
then you guys will have a lot of trouble cleaning up.
Then let it out,let it out.
Poop!
You bunch of retarded eunuchs!
You are adult now
yet you only know how to be a dog!
Don't know how to tell right from wrong!
Ahaha,so funny!
Sword's not out yet,
Don't mess with them.
What if they chop a half,and leave a half in place?
I will die anyway
Cursing them will at least make my heart feel better!
Good point. GOVERNMENT INCOMPETENT!
All they can do is killing the innocent!
Dog Officials are all over the world!
They deserve no sons nor grandsons!
You are about to die
And you still can’t keep your mouth shut
Guards,execute!
GO!